i gave you a star for this question. it made me laugh so hard….
i guess it depends how long you want the fart word to be.
i would use a combination of lower case and uppercase to stress the loudness of it.
here is a long one: (starts out loud, fades and then comes back w […]

Hello, I got a tattoo on Saturday, it only took 90 minutes to get the whole thing. Three days later it's still oozing what I believe is plasma. (Clear liquid) I was wondering if I should wipe this off constantly? If so with what?
My routine is to shower when I wake up, after lunch, […]

I’m 13 and I need to know I have and oily T - zone some Acne and tons of blackheads. My cheeks are combination.
I also need to know what mouisturizer, and make up I should wear! HELP!
Answer: I would suggest Aveeno Clear complexion foaming Cleanser, its gentle and affordable. As for the black heads I […]

I'm 170 lbs. and I want to lose 34. That's my magic number. (Don't ask, it's a whole program thing). Will I end up with saggy skin when I lose the weight or will it bounce back? I'm 21 so I have young healthy skin. Thanks for the info!
Answer: Lil bear. if you do lose […]

i want a tattoo but i have to wait until im 18( only 200 days more) i have the design that i drew myself and now im thinking about where should i put it
so will the tattoo stretch/shrink after loosing or gaining weight??
( right now i weight 95 kilograms which is like 200-220 […]

my lips forever Peel and are chapped..ive used every type of lip balm and nothing seems to work
Answer: Try putting vaseline on them and then lightly brushing them with a soft toothbrush (one meant for a baby or small child). The vaseline will moisturize while the toothbrush exfoliates and gets rid of the dead […]

who would do a good black and white portrait tattoo..and are these tattoos as effective as the colour ones..thanks
Answer: Yellow Hunny, hope you and yours are all fine and dandy ! xxx Getting another tat are we ? They're addictive aren't they ?, in double figures myself and there aren't any that i regret, even […]

when i was waxing my upper lip last night 2 massive chunks of my skin got ripped off (the top layer of skin i think) and now theres 2 HUGE red spots on both sides of my mouth and i have t o go to school tomorrow! i tried makeup but it didnt cover well […]

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Answer: well my sister has it because she was in the navy, people have it for different reasons, i guess some get it for no reason. but i think most people who are putting something permanently on there body want to know what it means at least, people arent as stupid as you make them […]

I'm pretty small, I wouldn’t say I'm over weight for my height, I just need to tone. I'm 5'2″ and inbetween 110lb and 120lbs. I have a booty but not too much and would prefer it to be a little bigger. I want to work out and increase the muscle so it will apear a […]