i was doing a surgery today and this girl came in and stripped down and her lady hair was dyed green and a tattoo said “do not trespass”…well i did a surgery that involved shaving her so i wrote in dark sharpie….”sorry had to mow the lawn.”

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good one mowing can be tricky hope you did it right! lmao!

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First of all! Being that a medical professional in a surgical setting (sterile area I might add)! That by you having the abilities to even do that to a patient is beyond belief! By doing so you run the chance of infecting a patient! And I feel by you doing that shows you’re rather unprofessional and immature.

And if I were her and you did do that to me! Yes I would be mad not for the shaving of my genitals! But for your inconsiderate nature.

When a patient comes to you for a procedure you need to at least act mature.

Next time you want to fake being a surgeon, you should atleast read up on how an operating room works!

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haha at first i was like… he builds bridges..? and why is her hair green…?

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wow don't take them people so seriously!

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maybe if this joke wasnt as old as the web
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this is soo fakee